Kacey Samiee – Techcitement*

Bra Pockets Removes Need For Boyfriends

Kacey Samiee — Thu, 30 May 2013 18:00:22 +0000

Sometimes women’s pants have fake pockets. Is that a mean joke, or are we simply slaves to the sleek and stylish lines of women’s fashion? Is having pockets somehow considered to be too manly? Or are people afraid of what we would put in our pockets were they to be real? I believe the answer […]

Your Fork Does What?

Kacey Samiee — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:00:16 +0000

HAPIfork by HAPILABS is evidence that the human population is determined to create utter ridiculousness that exists simply to fill up the drawers in our house and add to our landfills. When I read about this product, all I could think about was how someone spent thousands of dollars from personal savings to develop it […]

Oh No! My Shoes Don’t Match My She’s!

Kacey Samiee — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:15:50 +0000

Laaaaaadies, I know you think you don’t care about cars, but Honda is forcing the subject by making one just for you! Yes, ma’am, you girls (and the most stereotypically effeminate gay boys and poor unfortunate dudes who get handed the keys by Hurtz) finally get the car of your dreams. Honda has made the […]

Israel-Based Medical Research Company Smites Cancer

Kacey Samiee — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:17:24 +0000

Cancer just got a good solid one-two punch form Vaxil Bio Therapeutics in Israel. Dr. Lior Carmon founded Vaxil in 2006 and since then, the company has spent the last six years creating a therapeutic vaccine for cancer patients that can keep 90 percent of cancers from coming back. Not only that, but it will […]

Techcitement Holiday Gift Guide: Fitness Gifts

Kacey Samiee — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:23:16 +0000

Looking for the perfect gift for the health conscious fitness freak in your life? Look no further. Here’s a handy list that’s sure to solve at least one of your gift-giving problems and make sure that eggnog doesn’t win this year. In no particular order: Tocky: Wanna go to the gym but can’t stop hitting the […]

Techcitement Review: BodyMedia Is Your Choice Police

Kacey Samiee — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:54:25 +0000

You want accountability for your exercise, eating, and weigh loss goal? You got it. This past week I tested out the BodyMedia armband. BodyMedia claims to improve weight loss three times by tracking calories burned, calorie intake, physical activity level, steps taken, and sleep habits. The armband doesn’t in any way actually burn calories or […]

Treadmills That Have You Running To The Future

Kacey Samiee — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:45:21 +0000

I’m pretty fanatical about running. It’s something I haven’t wanted to admit about myself, but when I look at the fact that I’ve been running every day for the past four or five years, I have to admit that somewhere in there, I became fanatical. I run outside, quite frankly because it’s free. However, because […]

Multiple Women Named As New CEOs; Woo For Executive Ladies!

Kacey Samiee — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:20:57 +0000

I’m sure you know the details, but I’ll briefly go over them just in case you don’t. IBM recently named Virginia Rometty as their new CEO. She’s been with the company since 1981 when she was hired as an engineer. For the last 30 years, she’s been using that big beautiful brain of hers, her […]

Pandas Are Totally Worth $3.99

Kacey Samiee — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 19:13:35 +0000

Baby Panda’s New Home is brilliant! A little silly, yes, but also brilliant. I am an animal lover and defender through and through. I get it from my father who takes short rests from counting his money, working too much, yelling at people on the phone, and giving me a hard time, to spoil and smother […]

Yelp Helps Fight Food Ignorance

Kacey Samiee — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:46:58 +0000

Yelp finally did what doctors and health education teachers all over the world couldn’t do. The search and review website has started the slow process of doing away with cancer and childhood obesity. Thank god I didn’t spend the money on medical school because it would have proven to be a waste. Really I should […]