Tommy Wiseau’s New Web Series Is Tearing Me Apart!

The show is exactly as exciting as this image suggests.

There are times when I despair at mankind’s ability to inflict pain on itself. This is one of those times.

Actor/director/weirdo-with-a-following Tommy Wiseau stars in the new web series The Tommy Wi-Show (get it?) from Machinima, in what can only be described as a horrible mess produced solely on the cynical knowledge that regardless of how utterly unwatchable the show is, people will talk about it because Tommy Wiseau is involved.

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You win this time, Machinima. You win this time.

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Basically, the show is a gamer rip-off of Rifftrax (à la Mystery Science Theater 3000) with less imagination, no script, and a complete lack of humor. They sit Wiseau down in front of a 32-inch television and film him trying to figure out a video game. That’s it. That’s the show.

I could say more about the The Tommy Wi-Show, but as that one guy in Wiseau’s masterwork The Room said,

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