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SimCity Declared A Disaster Zone

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Some urban planners are geniuses. Some are Albert Speer. And some put the sewage plant next to the theme park. It’s in the last category that Electronic Arts is currently falling in. For all the innovation and improvement EA and Maxis have put in this potential gem, there’s an unholy stench of soiled diapers and […]

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Where Is The SimCity Game I Waited For?

Yo, we replaced your reticulating splines with tilt & shift.

Yesterday, Maxis and Electronic Arts released the new SimCity into the world, bloodied, screaming, and lacking a few teeth. If you don’t know about the City that is of The Sim, not only have you been living under a tech-rock but you need to have many tech-rocks thrown at you until you admit to being […]

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NFS Stands For Need For Swimsuits In Latest EA Racing Game

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Electronic Arts announces a new partner for their latest installment of the popular Need For Speed racing games, Sports Illustrated. More specifically, Sports Illustrated swimsuit models. Need for Speed: The Run, scheduled for a November 15 release, features Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover models Irina Shayk and Chrissy Teigen in a race from San Francisco to […]

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