{"id":10939,"date":"2012-05-03T14:57:02","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T19:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techcitement.com\/?p=10939"},"modified":"2013-05-08T16:57:08","modified_gmt":"2013-05-08T21:57:08","slug":"doctor-who-sex-toy-the-doctor-is-in-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/culture\/doctor-who-sex-toy-the-doctor-is-in-nsfw\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor Who Sex Toy: The Doctor Is In! (NSFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you a big fan of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/doctorwho\/dw\" target=\"_blank\">Doctor Who<\/a>? Always felt like you had a little bit of the Doctor inside you? Now there&#8217;s a chance you might, as someone has created a Doctor Who dildo &#8212; the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toymakerproject.com\/tickler\/\" target=\"_blank\">TARDIS Tickler<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The TARDIS Tickler is a bit of do it yourself from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toymakerproject.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Toymaker Project<\/a>, a site created by a Ph.D. in robotics &#8220;to think about technological empowerment with respect to sexuality, gender and pleasure.&#8221; And thus, a blue phone box suspended in silicone shaped like a human penis. Specifying human, because the Doctor is Gallifreyan, an alien race with different anatomy, so who knows exactly how different they are.<\/p>\n<p>The TARDIS Tickler is not officially licensed, nor is it currently being sold, but my guess is keep your eyes, photoreceptors, and plunger-shaped sensor thingies peeled to a site like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Etsy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/techcitement.comculture\/doctor-who-sex-toy-the-doctor-is-in-nsfw\/attachment\/tt\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10942\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-10942\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/techcitement.comadmin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/tt.jpg\" width=\"254\" height=\"384\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And now, from the home office in Mount Lung, Gallifrey, the top 10 Doctor Who dildo sex puns.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s bigger on the inside.<\/li>\n<li>Next up &#8212; the Dalek buttplug.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/K-9_(Doctor_Who)\" target=\"_blank\">K-9<\/a> attachment only legal in Sweden and Denmark.<\/li>\n<li>If you just use this, you can avoid getting Tom Baker&#8217;s cold sores.<\/li>\n<li>Something something something Sonic Screwdriver.<\/li>\n<li>No regeneration limit.<\/li>\n<li>Now we know what put the Torchwood in Captain Jack Harkness.<\/li>\n<li>Dildos are cool.<\/li>\n<li>Time And Relative Dimension In Sex.<\/li>\n<li>Come along, Pond.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m both ashamed and proud of thinking of those. If you have any better, list them in the comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you a big fan of Doctor Who? Always felt like you had a little bit of the Doctor inside you? Now there&#8217;s a chance you might, as someone has created a Doctor Who dildo &#8212; the TARDIS Tickler. The TARDIS Tickler is a bit of do it yourself from The Toymaker Project, a site [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":11004,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,908],"tags":[4700,868,913,4703,4702,4698,728,4699,4701,4697,3192,1575,2712,180],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10939"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10960,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939\/revisions\/10960"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}