{"id":11146,"date":"2012-05-14T09:00:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T14:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techcitement.com\/?p=11146"},"modified":"2012-05-13T22:59:24","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T03:59:24","slug":"nasa-lets-give-it-another-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/culture\/science-the-world\/nasa-lets-give-it-another-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"NASA, Let’s Give It Another Shot"},"content":{"rendered":"
I’m sorry I dumped you<\/a> for a Virgin<\/a>. They seemed so exciting at the time, but now I know the truth. I need a more experienced partner. Since we broke up, I’ve done a lot of thinking. I realize now that I focused on all the negative things, and I ignored all the positive contributions<\/a> you brought to our relationships.<\/p>\n Remember memory foam<\/a>? Or how I used to scratch my glasses all the time before you came along and fixed them<\/a>?\u00a0Well, I still sleep on our pillow together and I still use the water filter<\/a> you graciously left behind.<\/p>\n And after we split, when I sat on my couch alone and bitterly laughed at the thought of you running out of ideas, you literally reinvented the rocket engine<\/a>, which in turn, reinvented the firefighter hose<\/a>. I realized then that I was a fool.<\/p>\n