Noonien Soong<\/a>.<\/p>\n <\/object><\/p>\nBut we’re going to be straight up with you, the main reason we’re running this story is because of all the jokes. For example:<\/p>\n
\nTurning what comes out of your butt to but(t)anol.<\/li>\n Having “the shits” will soon be slang for speeding.<\/li>\n Conversely, Sunday Drivers will be known as “just farting around.”<\/li>\n Last night’s Chipotle could power a nuclear reactor. Literally.<\/em><\/li>\nHaving the car all gassed up but being too pooped to go anywhere.<\/li>\n Now we want<\/em> the shit to hit the fan (assuming you’re in one of those boats with a fan thing on the back, and this one is kind of a stretch but I don’t care).<\/li>\nThe three new Octane ratings: Horseshit, Bullshit, and King Shit.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nWell, you get the drift.<\/p>\n
Professor Tang, don’t let us down! Future generations of fourth-graders are counting on you to make this a reality!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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