{"id":13702,"date":"2012-09-18T08:30:34","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T13:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techcitement.com\/?p=13702"},"modified":"2012-09-18T00:55:04","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T05:55:04","slug":"banned-iphone-5-promo-celebrating-iphone-5-the-sixth-iphone-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/hardware\/banned-iphone-5-promo-celebrating-iphone-5-the-sixth-iphone-nsfw\/","title":{"rendered":"Banned iPhone 5 Promo: Celebrating iPhone 5, The Sixth iPhone (NSFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all oohed and aahed over the <a title=\"Apple\u2019s Brand New Day: iPhone 5, New iPod Touch, New Nano, New iTunes And More New, New, New\" href=\"https:\/\/techcitement.comhardware\/smartphones\/apples-brand-new-day-iphone-5-new-ipod-touch-new-nano-new-itunes-and-more-new-new-new\/\">new iPhone<\/a>. All that&#8217;s left is making fun of Apple&#8217;s sales pitch. That means it&#8217;s time for another banned iPhone promo from the hilarious John Elrick and company, whose banned iProduct promos have been going strong for two and a half years now.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qFUz6vHEQCM\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"575\" height=\"323\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not about to be the guy who explains the joke, but once again, it&#8217;s spot on. Here&#8217;s a link to previous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PLEFE01BA954950D82&amp;feature=plcp\">Banned iProduct Promos<\/a> and the more frequent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL93CC27AD6B186ACF&amp;feature=plpp\">Gentlemen&#8217;s Rants<\/a>, which are pretty well bleeped but probably NSFW as well. Especially the ones with porn stars. You probably shouldn&#8217;t watch those ones at work. (But you should watch them.)<\/p>\n<p>Credits:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/johnelerick\">John Elerick<\/a> &#8211; Jony Five<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/UUJS\">Will Stephens<\/a> &#8211; Greg Joswack<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Travon\">Travon Free<\/a> &#8211; Darnell Johnson<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/rabberjabber\">Roger Roth<\/a> &#8211; Rob Mansfeld<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all oohed and aahed over the new iPhone. All that&#8217;s left is making fun of Apple&#8217;s sales pitch. That means it&#8217;s time for another banned iPhone promo from the hilarious John Elrick and company, whose banned iProduct promos have been going strong for two and a half years now. I&#8217;m not about to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":13703,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,35,1917],"tags":[3101,3357,2228,3356,109,57,1182,3355,1538,236],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13702"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13702"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13705,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13702\/revisions\/13705"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}