“My friend had a girl named Ta’ut (Mistake) in her class. And she knew another girl named Achzava (Disappointment) whose parents had wanted a boy.\u00a0Yay for permanent damage! And [husband] thought I was nuts that I wanted to name one of our children Beowulf.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I feel sorry for those kids, but I also can’t help wondering how, assuming this is a legit story, Hashtag and the rest of these seemingly unfortunately-named children will feel in 20 years. I doubt Twitter will be around at that time, at least in the form we know now. Imagine a child from even four years ago being named MySpace or some 10 year old saddled with the name Geocities; how would she even explain either of those outdated names to her friends? Could be worse though, Hashtag’s parents could’ve named the child Usenet.<\/p>\n
We now leave you with the\u00a0immortal\u00a0song-stylings of Mister Johnny Cash.<\/p>\n
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There’s a story spreading on Facebook and other social media about a mother who tweeted: Hashtag Jameson was born at 10oclock last night. She weys* 8pounds and I luv \u00a0her so much!!!! No, I am not including a direct link or screenshot, as I do not think we should be hunting down and mocking this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14935,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,1920,908,1609],"tags":[3641,124,3640,3639,3644,958,49,180],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14930"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14930"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14933,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14930\/revisions\/14933"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}