{"id":15032,"date":"2012-12-07T23:25:38","date_gmt":"2012-12-08T05:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techcitement.com\/?p=15032"},"modified":"2013-02-07T14:21:02","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T20:21:02","slug":"solar-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/culture\/politics\/solar-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The Future’s Bright! The Future’s Danish?"},"content":{"rendered":"
Imagine a future. A near future where everyone has all the latest gadgets. One where iPhones fall from trees, MP3 players are rectally inserted at birth, and Disney monitors your children’s every movement via OnStar. Phones run for 12 hours at a time on a single charge and have cancer-curing batteries. American-designed hybrid cars get almost 45 whole miles to the gallon (city only).<\/p>\n
But.<\/p>\n
What is the point of having all the cool technology in the world if you have no means to power it? These devices require electricity, and we spunk ergs like a drunken matelot on extended shore leave between the legs of the soiled doves of the harbor, and nobody is seen to prevent this.<\/p>\n
Cell phone chargers don\u2019t have cutoffs when the phone is charged. A boulder can be classified as Energy Star Compliant. Little more than one-tenth of your house, your appliances, your workplace, or your schools are powered by renewable energy. America, perceived as being the leader in technology consumption and manufacture, is falling hideously behind in the means to run these wonderful, wonderful toys. Behind tiny Denmark, Germany, and even the smallest of Pacific island nations.<\/p>\n
Europe, (despite their austerity measures) on the other hand, has done for America’s solar power endeavors what Chris Brown has threatened to do to Jenny Johnson on Twitter. In 2010, countries in the Euro Zone produced 17.3 TWh, with an annual turnover of \u20ac2.6 billion ($3,363,579,738.62\u00a0USD) and employing 33,500 persons in the manufacture of solar energy alone.<\/p>\n