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\"Quvenzhan\u00e9-Wallis\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I like the word cunt. Along with fuck, cunt is one of my favorite words. In my native South London, I use it as punctuation. A noun, a verb, and an adjective. Savoring the hard C, the drawn out U, ending in the satisfying NT. A word that is like the sex it describes, just as the word fuck is as satisfying as the act it announces. These are the most profane words we can use, and my friends and I, we use them like lovers. We are a shower of cunts, a bunch of useless fuckers, daft cunts, silly cunts.<\/p>\n

Please, though, do not call us idiots. We’re not stupid. We’re not daft. We are fucking cunts. Raise our ire, and you too, can be a cunt. A stupid cunt. A useless cunt. Cunty cunt cunt. We use the word in excess, until it loses meaning. So that when we use it in anger, you are no longer the angry cunt, but the void left in its place. Such is the joy in the intricacies of British English — that a word used to offend is used to imply it\u2019s complete lack of offense on the part of the interferer. The word becomes the lack of a word, and simultaneously it encompasses all of its meanings. A void, an absence, worthless, worthy, an object of desire, a subject of obsession.<\/p>\n