{"id":5091,"date":"2011-10-18T12:02:53","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T17:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techcitement.com\/?p=5091"},"modified":"2011-10-28T15:40:56","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T20:40:56","slug":"tommy-wiseaus-new-web-series-is-tearing-me-apart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/entertainment\/tommy-wiseaus-new-web-series-is-tearing-me-apart\/","title":{"rendered":"Tommy Wiseau&#8217;s New Web Series Is Tearing Me Apart!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5096\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5096\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5096\" title=\"tommy-wiseau-machinima\" src=\"https:\/\/techcitement.comadmin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tommy-wiseau-machinima-300x142.png\" alt=\"tommy-wiseau-machinima\" width=\"300\" height=\"142\" srcset=\"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tommy-wiseau-machinima-300x142.png 300w, https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tommy-wiseau-machinima.png 610w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-5096\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The show is exactly as exciting as this image suggests.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>There are times when I despair at mankind&#8217;s ability to inflict pain on itself. This is one of those times.<\/p>\n<p>Actor\/director\/weirdo-with-a-following Tommy Wiseau stars in the new web series <em>The Tommy Wi-Show<\/em> (get it?) from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.machinima.com\/\">Machinima<\/a>, in what can only be described as a horrible mess produced solely on the cynical knowledge that regardless of how utterly unwatchable the show is, people will talk about it because Tommy Wiseau is involved.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You win this time, Machinima. You win this time.<\/p>\n<p>[yframe url=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=l6FVRJcswCc&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p>Basically, the show is a gamer rip-off of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifftrax.com\/rifftrax\/room\">Rifftrax<\/a> (\u00e0 la Mys<em>tery Science Theater 3000<\/em>) with less imagination, no script, and a complete lack of humor. They sit Wiseau down in front of a 32-inch television and film him trying to figure out a video game. That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s the show.<\/p>\n<p>I could say more about the <em>The Tommy Wi-Show<\/em>, but as that one guy in Wiseau&#8217;s masterwork <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xaVf6sxBSYk\"><em>The Room<\/em><\/a> said,<\/p>\n<p>[yframe url=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=uu7uBD8J9Iw&#8217;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are times when I despair at mankind&#8217;s ability to inflict pain on itself. This is one of those times. Actor\/director\/weirdo-with-a-following Tommy Wiseau stars in the new web series The Tommy Wi-Show (get it?) from Machinima, in what can only be described as a horrible mess produced solely on the cynical knowledge that regardless of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,47],"tags":[1512,1510,1509,1511],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5091"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5368,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5091\/revisions\/5368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}