{"id":6729,"date":"2011-12-14T02:42:26","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T08:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techcitement.com\/?p=6729"},"modified":"2011-12-14T02:42:27","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T08:42:27","slug":"snapp-judgments-helium-boy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/entertainment\/snapp-judgments-helium-boy-2\/","title":{"rendered":"SnApp Judgments: Helium Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every night at 12:15 AM Pacific, Amazon gives away a free paid app through their Amazon app store. As I am usually awake at 12:15 AM Pacific, why not let you know if today\u2019s app is useful, or just more clutter in your app drawer?<\/em><\/p>\n

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Today’s free app is Helium Boy<\/a> by\u00a0Bertil Horberg<\/a> which usually runs for $1.99. It’s a 3D platform game — think something from the Mario series — featuring a boy and his balloons doing… something. For some reason, I’m sure.<\/p>\n

The game has some rather lovely 3D graphics, for a low-end cell phone game, anyway. What it doesn’t have are easy-to-use controls. The key gag behind Helium Boy<\/em> is that he has his balloons, which give him a floaty jump. Problem being, that floaty jump is ridiculously difficult to navigate, especially from my 3″ screen. I spent most of my time playing gently floating to my grisly death. Why Helium Boy can’t use his balloons as some kind of floatation device, I have no idea, but once they hit water, they sink to the bottom, dragging Helium Boy to an oxygen-starved demise.<\/p>\n

Or maybe I just suck at it. Either way, I don’t think the game is going to last long on my phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every night at 12:15 AM Pacific, Amazon gives away a free paid app through their Amazon app store. As I am usually awake at 12:15 AM Pacific, why not let you know if today\u2019s app is useful, or just more clutter in your app drawer? Today’s free app is Helium Boy by\u00a0Bertil Horberg which usually […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,45,1085],"tags":[171,244,68,241,1857,1015,1859,74,1858,108,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6729"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6734,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6729\/revisions\/6734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}