{"id":6736,"date":"2011-12-14T10:50:24","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T16:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techcitement.com\/?p=6736"},"modified":"2013-09-29T13:25:49","modified_gmt":"2013-09-29T18:25:49","slug":"bad-inventions-lapiluv-use-an-apron-to-play-with-your-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/culture\/bad-inventions-lapiluv-use-an-apron-to-play-with-your-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Inventions: Lapiluv — Use An Apron To Play With Your Kids!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you have a child who is happy to play alone while you watch TV or read a book? Would you like to feel closer while still maintaining that important bond of ignoring him or her?<\/p>\n

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The Lapiluv may be for you!<\/p><\/div>\n

Are you looking for a way to get in more of that all-important playing-with-apps development time for your baby without that pesky holding the device or really paying attention?<\/p>\n

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The Lapiluv may be for you!<\/p><\/div>\n

Is your little one starting to walk and gaining independence? Do you wish your baby just wanted to sit in your lap and tug at you all day for entertainment?<\/p>\n

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Don’t want to worry about your baby playing in the grass? The Lapiluv is definitely for you!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Or at least that’s how the ad should go. While this is good idea for entertaining little kids on a flight, it was developed primarily for day-to-day use. Against recommendations by the American Academy of Pediatrics regarding screen time<\/a>, the Lapi<\/em>luv encourages both screen time and sitting for even the youngest kids. Watching the promotional video<\/a>, one can’t help but wonder why the mother so desperately wants the baby on her lap if she’s only going to read a book instead of playing with the baby. In a follow-up video<\/a>, some parents insist that they need to use a Lapi<\/em>luv for face-to-face time and play time; it’s a shame there was no way to interact with kids before this apron was developed <\/sarcasm>. If you’re looking to turn your child into the baby version of a guy sitting in his mom’s basement and playing online all day, then Lapi<\/em>luv is right for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do you have a child who is happy to play alone while you watch TV or read a book? Would you like to feel closer while still maintaining that important bond of ignoring him or her? Are you looking for a way to get in more of that all-important playing-with-apps development time for your baby […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":6743,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[905,908],"tags":[1861,1862,1228,1866,1006,1865,1860,1863,1864],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6736"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6736"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20567,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6736\/revisions\/20567"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/techcitement.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}